Plumbing supply salesman John Gott was convicted on multiple counts of murder, extortion, tax evasion and racketeering. At his 1992 trial, Gott was sentenced to five consecutive life sentences and stood revealed as the boss of the Gambino Crime Family. Joe the Plumber is considering a career in congress as Joe the Politician. His experience shoveling crap should come in handy. International Association of Plumbing
